this is exactly what you think it is

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I’d make-out to Arctic Monkeys with you

Ancient Proverb implying utmost respect and honour (via raysofthesun)
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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

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